[clearing his throat and putting on his best customer service doorman voice, apparently this is a little promotional thing now oh boy--]

We're located in Penacony, the Planet of Festivities! The especially lively Charmony Festival is just around the corner, too, so now's a great time to book a stay. Ahem--I'd be happy to answer any questions about what The Reverie has to offer to the best of my ability!