[Please, forgive him, Ash. You're losing him with all of your natural, modern-day (…lmao, futuristic?) lingo and phrasing. He does at least try to disentangle meaning through context, however.]

Fools wantin' to hear about the stories they'll exaggerate and embellish on anyhow don't make 'em interestin'. [Or cool for that matter. Whatever the hell that means.]

You gettin' sucked into stories like that?