A new year and a fresh start

[stockingfeats]

Yes, it's that time of year, time to set yourself to a strict regimen of self-improvement and wild optimism about your own sense of discipline. Whether it's a plan to eat 5 fresh fruits and vegetables a day, to be more emotionally honest, or to stop letting that demon in your head use your body to go on murderous rampages, declare it before one and all.

1. Post your character!
2. In your character's toplevel, write down one or more New Years' resolutions that they will really, really try to follow.
3. Tag around and commentate!

Comments

Stop being a creep, stop always hitting on the cute girls, just be nice for once.

[onewithwater]

Oh, let's face it: I'm failing all of these.

Avenging the death of my father and the destruction of my House.

[desertpowered]

Getting those damned silmarils so I can finaly be done with my damned oath

[holdshisown]

Don't be afraid. Practice my powers. Hold someone's hand. Have a good time at prom.

[prayercloset]

Leave home.
Get Mama to understand.

establish an eternal kingdom. kill dad

[finalbows]

Cause less explosions, drink half amount of coffee, share food more, do more pranks!

[evilkoala]

To eat more chili dogs.

[theotherobin]

stop eating sweets, lose at least 2 inches, and reduce skin care routine to 9 instead of 11 steps

[terraria]

[watercress]

Two inches of what?

[Nova you're already short.]

[terraria]

( cress is shorter!!!! )

My waist!

[watercress]

[THEY'RE JUST SAYING.]

Ah. No.

[terraria]

What do you mean, 'no'? Ye of little faith... I can do it, especially if I leave sweets behind!

[watercress]

Yes. And you won't.

[terraria]

I-I will! This year for sure!

[watercress]

No, you won't.

Tolerate less and bite more.

[thedevilsaid]

[terraria]

The lack of support here is astonishing.

[watercress]

Asking you to give up sweets is like asking you to pick your favorite husband, Nova.

1/3

[terraria]

I could pick my favorite husband! It's...

2/3

[terraria]

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3/3

[terraria]

W-well, I can pick my least favorite!

[watercress]

That doesn't count. It's whoever pissed you off most recently.

[terraria]

No, it's the asshole that's rotting in jail!

[watercress]

...did you not declare the divorce?

[Does Cress get to do a violence?]

[terraria]

He would need to sign papers for a divorce, and I'm not about to visit him.