A new year and a fresh start

[stockingfeats]

Yes, it's that time of year, time to set yourself to a strict regimen of self-improvement and wild optimism about your own sense of discipline. Whether it's a plan to eat 5 fresh fruits and vegetables a day, to be more emotionally honest, or to stop letting that demon in your head use your body to go on murderous rampages, declare it before one and all.

1. Post your character!
2. In your character's toplevel, write down one or more New Years' resolutions that they will really, really try to follow.
3. Tag around and commentate!

Comments

[terraria]

What do you mean, 'no'? Ye of little faith... I can do it, especially if I leave sweets behind!

[watercress]

Yes. And you won't.

[terraria]

I-I will! This year for sure!

[watercress]

No, you won't.

[terraria]

The lack of support here is astonishing.

[watercress]

Asking you to give up sweets is like asking you to pick your favorite husband, Nova.

1/3

[terraria]

I could pick my favorite husband! It's...

2/3

[terraria]

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3/3

[terraria]

W-well, I can pick my least favorite!

[watercress]

That doesn't count. It's whoever pissed you off most recently.

[terraria]

No, it's the asshole that's rotting in jail!

[watercress]

...did you not declare the divorce?

[Does Cress get to do a violence?]

[terraria]

He would need to sign papers for a divorce, and I'm not about to visit him.

[watercress]

I could.

[Cress no.]

[terraria]

I think there won't be anything left of him if you do.

[watercress]

The papers would still get signed.