the wisest of reddit activities

[stockingfeats]

Ask Me Anything!

1. In your subject line or toplevel, post something for others to ask your character about.
   
2. Examples could be "I am a Starfleet Captain", or "I fought dinosaurs on Isla Nublar", or "I am on a quest of vengeance in 1657 Japan."
   
3. Others will come in and ask them anything!
   
4. Honesty is optional. :3
   

Comments

Can sniff out a wifi signal. Puts the fun in dysFUNctional. AMA

[ironrider]

There's more. Just ask.

[oneeyedmenace]

What does a wifi signal smell like?

[ironrider]

Hard to explain. Makes my nose twitch like that chick on Bewitched.

[oneeyedmenace]

Is it electrical? I know what that smells like.

[ironrider]

[He pauses and to think about that.] Actually? Yeah. Kind of. A little atmospheric, like that smell during a lightening storm.

[oneeyedmenace]

Interesting. Useful to know. Getting internet is always an adventure where I live.

Know any other interesting tricks?

[ironrider]

If you want to help Elon keep his billions, there's always Starlink.

Too many to name. You?

[telecommute]

Wait- as in, literally?

[ironrider]

For sure, I am a very dysfunctional person. But, I try to make it fun.

[telecommute]

No, I meant the - I mean. The smelling the wifi?

[ He's met you, he knows the second is true, even if he would never phrase it that way and to be honest given Ivan's own functionality Ash kinda looks perfectly functional. ]

[ironrider]

[He laughs.] Kind of, yeah. Technology kind of calls to me.

[telecommute]

Any kind? Is there a limit?

[ironrider]

Any kind. If it's highly encrypted takes a lot more work. Or if it's protected by magic.

[naturaldisasster]

I got just one question for you: why are y'like this?

[ironrider]

Like what? Hot as fuck? Smart? Talented? Great in bed?

[naturaldisasster]

Talented at working my nerves. [ She swats his shoulder with a rolled up newspaper. ]

[ironrider]

All that requires is that I breathe, sweetheart. I'm good at breathing.

Now. Play the game right. You're supposed to ask me anything.