the wisest of reddit activities

[stockingfeats]

Ask Me Anything!

1. In your subject line or toplevel, post something for others to ask your character about.
   
2. Examples could be "I am a Starfleet Captain", or "I fought dinosaurs on Isla Nublar", or "I am on a quest of vengeance in 1657 Japan."
   
3. Others will come in and ask them anything!
   
4. Honesty is optional. :3
   

Comments

[beatitudes]

The what version of what, now?

[Wow, don't break his heart. 😔

and, he was eight years old when the government repealed tax until 1913 — long after his… eventual passing.]

[jadedlynx]

[ Ash would envy that part if he actually paid taxes, but black market weapon sales aren't usually reported to the IRS. ]

If we're talking about how 'cool' a crime is, you have the dangerous kind on one end, and the white collar on the other end. People want to hear the bloody stories, but they don't want to hear about how you lied on your taxes.

[beatitudes]

[Please, forgive him, Ash. You're losing him with all of your natural, modern-day (…lmao, futuristic?) lingo and phrasing. He does at least try to disentangle meaning through context, however.]

Fools wantin' to hear about the stories they'll exaggerate and embellish on anyhow don't make 'em interestin'. [Or cool for that matter. Whatever the hell that means.]

You gettin' sucked into stories like that?

[jadedlynx]

I'm usually pretty good at figuring out what's exaggerated and what's not.

[ Ash is probably as close to an outlaw as the modern day has so he understands how often stories grow much higher than the truth. ]

I think being an outlaw sounds more like a pain in the ass.

[beatitudes]

[With a wearied and what must be a
helplessly sympathetic sigh:] you wouldn't be wrong.

And anyway, [this incoming remark comes a little more sulking than the last,] ain't like I said it was borin', I said it weren't fascinatin'. There's a difference. I ain't keen on glorifyin' a life for a bunch of unsuspectin' clueless clowns who have ideas about infamy and… hell, I dunno what else.