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Ask Me Anything!

1. In your subject line or toplevel, post something for others to ask your character about.
   
2. Examples could be "I am a Starfleet Captain", or "I fought dinosaurs on Isla Nublar", or "I am on a quest of vengeance in 1657 Japan."
   
3. Others will come in and ask them anything!
   
4. Honesty is optional. :3
   

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it's ok! i got it

[bwrw]

Do you have any favorites? I could learn those first. If King Arthur likes it, maybe my parents will too.

[ ooc: yeah. but everyone in lb6 is tragic including the comic relief characters who get an awful send-off. there's like a competition for horrible and traumatic backgrounds, unfair fates, or doomed love stories. ]

[arturiarex]

I'm not sure if I can indicate a favorite... Any kind of good food seems to suit me perfectly well.

[ ooc: wehhhh. ]

[bwrw]

Then, what about the ones you dislike? [ Those exist, right? Right?! ]

[ ooc: the ost also slaps. ]

[arturiarex]

Well, I suppose I dislike cheap junk food... but you shouldn't be cooking that for family in any case.

[ ooc: doooope ]

[bwrw]

Oh. Got it!

[ Strike down "junk food" from her list.

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Mmm... Mm... What is "junk food"?

[arturiarex]

...food that might taste good tends to be too filling or has too much sweetness to it or might otherwise be unhealthy in large quantities. Like sweets, for example.

[bwrw]

So that's what it is! [ She feels guilty of imagining people eating literal garbage. ] Ehh? Sweets are bad?

[ ooc: Castoria's leitmotif track. ]

[arturiarex]

In excess, yes. They don't provide all of the necessary nutrients one needs.

[bwrw]

Umm, um, but do you need nutrients, Your Majesty? Fairies don't, and I can't imagine you requiring them in your diet.

[arturiarex]

I am still human, if only partially. Although these days perhaps I don't need them quite as much...

[bwrw]

I was thinking about baking cookies as my first attempt. It was a suggested recipe for beginners. But if it doesn't suit your palate, I can try something less sweet.

[arturiarex]

I certainly wouldn't turn them down.

[ Ahem. ]

I just can't eat them all the time.

[bwrw]

Then I'll be honored to bake them!

[ Lemon or orange flavor. Choices, choices. ]

You don't have to eat them all on the same day, right?

[arturiarex]

One doesn't have to, no. Although some might be tempted to do so regardless...

[bwrw]

I see... Maybe I could cast a spell to punish those who fall into temptation and break their healthy eating habits.

[arturiarex]

I don't feel that's necessary. [ Ahem. ]

Sometimes people need to learn for themselves.

[bwrw]

Oh. Like self-restraint training. Maybe I shouldn't use a curse, but... [ See those gears turn. ] How about a cookie guardian? I can make a familiar!

[arturiarex]

Some might view that as a challenge and try to defeat it.

[ Like, uh, her. ]

[bwrw]

Ehh?? Just to eat more cookies? Is that serious?

[arturiarex]

...some people might.

[ Not naming names. ]

But I don't think it's as common as that.

[bwrw]

Incredible. I had no idea it was so serious. [ Even if it's not usual, there is a possibility. ] Then I will entrust them to you for protection.

[ Artoria Pendragon, protector and keeper of lemon flavored cookies. ]

[arturiarex]

I - ah. Thank you. I will... do my best to live up to this.

[bwrw]

Thank you, Your Majesty! I'll start baking now.

[arturiarex]

Ah, very good. Please... let me know how they turn out.

[bwrw]

Of course! You'll be the first one to know and get the first sample.