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Ask Me Anything!

1. In your subject line or toplevel, post something for others to ask your character about.
   
2. Examples could be "I am a Starfleet Captain", or "I fought dinosaurs on Isla Nublar", or "I am on a quest of vengeance in 1657 Japan."
   
3. Others will come in and ask them anything!
   
4. Honesty is optional. :3
   

Comments

[garbagechild]

_{[HELLO FELLOW UNDEAD ABOMINATION]}

I did once fight a big raccoon.

I don't think its rabies was a hoax though.

_{[It just gave off those genuine rabid vibes, you know?]}

[deuteronomy]

[ Deuteronomy's response is slightly delayed. She is using text to speech. ]

what were its symptoms

you know a lot of the classic signs of rabies is actually just possession

foam at the mouth?? thats ectoplasm

erratic behavior? demons

fear of water? ghosts cant cross running water thats a fact

[garbagechild]

_{[We can thank meme magic for Wrath's spelling not rendering every sentence borderline incomprehensible.]}

Its symptoms were biting and falling down a lot.

I don't know what ectoplasm is.

[deuteronomy]

oh its like a slime thats left behind by a ghost touching something in the living world

sort of like fingerprints

[garbagechild]

_{[... HM.]}

... Well how do you know if it's slime from a ghost?

Living things produce so much more slime than you would think, just to hear them talk.

_{[Dead things too, but the sort he's familiar with there is NOT the ghost variety.]}

[deuteronomy]

smells like onions

[garbagechild]

<sub>[THERE IS A LONG PAUSE BETWEEN ANSWERS.]












[Because he didn't quite know how to admit...]</sub>

I don't know what onions smell like.

<sub>[He has never known the joy of sitting in a cozy kitchen while someone caramelizes some onions, OR the agony of being stuck in an elevator with someone who has rancid onion breath.]

[Just a few of the life experiences one misses out on when you're a Homunculus. :(]</sub>

[deuteronomy]

[ She tilts her head at the screen. ]

you know what dont worry about it

best way to know if its rabies or possession is if the raccoon starts floating

[garbagechild]

<sub>[OKAY, HE WON'T.]

[... At least not until the next time he encounters some Mystery Slime (tm) and has to wonder if it's normal slime or GHOST SLIME.]</sub>

... I mean, it floated when I threw it in the water?

_{[To get it to stop biting, you see.]}

[deuteronomy]

I guess it wasnt possessed then. you should probably get that rabies shot

[garbagechild]

_{[... HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO. :(]}

Do I have to?

I'm already dead...

[deuteronomy]

oh!!

no youre fine

fellow undead nice to meet you

[garbagechild]

OH!

You're dead too?

... I'm not. Dead dead. Like for real.

_{[He feels the need to clarify this, because as this conversation alone has shown, there's more than one type of dead!]}

I still have a body that lives.

Kind of.

_{[Barely, these days.]}

... What are you?

[deuteronomy]

I dont know the name for what I am

I was created by a human man

I have the body of an animal

but I am smarter than one

for example I can talk to you

I am just me

Deuteronomy

[garbagechild]

--Oh!

Me too!

_{[HIS CURIOSITY HAS BEEN PIQUED NOW.]}

Except, I've... never heard of one with an animal body!

Unless you're... a chimera?

_{[Those could talk sometimes, right.]}

Chimeras are when more than one animal is mixed together.

Sometimes one of the animals is a human.

[deuteronomy]

Chimera might be a good word for me then.

I know my skin is from a few different animals.

And my teeth.

Im made of copper too!

The wig is fake though ha ha

[garbagechild]

_{[INTERESTING! Chimeras do need to be alive, as far as Wrath knows, but... well, things are a lot less black and white now than they used to be. Nothing makes sense anymore. Chaos reigns.]}

I was just made from the elements present in a human body.

Some of it is copper.

But not very much.

What is a wig?

[deuteronomy]

[ Deuteronomy wonders how a body can know what a rabies vax is but not a wig. This user has an interesting scope on life. ]

It's like fake hair you wear on your head if you don't have any.

Or if you'd like to have different hair for a day.