Starting off on the wrong foot

[stockingfeats]

What's worse, a socially awkward situation or a bear attack? We're putting our money on the former.

1. Hey, that's my order! The food & drink place called out your name, but someone else has grabbed it! Of course you know this means war.
   
2. Pardon our dust. When you're dumping your dustbin, or ashtray, or shaking your rug out the window, you should check that nobody's underneath you first.
   
3. Where did you learn to eat like that? Someone else's table manners have exceeded your limit and you have to say something.
   
4. That's MY armrest! Someone has just stuck their big caffeinated orange juice into your cupholder, or you're already locked deep in elbow-a-elbow battle.
   
5. Going up... no, not you. When you're running for the elevator and the person inside accidentally(?) hits "close" instead of "open" -- but not soon enough. Enjoy the ride.
   
6. You never take the last one: There is one left of this tasty treat and your hands have met--as you both try to grab for it. OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR!
   
7. How long can you spend picking cereal? You're in a store and the other person in the aisle just isn't moving aside to let you get one thing.
   
8. Sleep uncute: Cute in fanart, not so cute when you commandeer the shoulder of a total stranger. Hope you weren't drooling!
   
9. Hi B...ro...billiam? You just enthusiastically said hi to someone who isn't who you thought it was. Cruelly, death is refusing to accept you into its sweet embrace.
   
10. Wildcard! If it's a social situation it can go wrong. Use your imagination!