bridgescribble | Certified memory-foam meme

It's the excuse you've been looking for to play soft, fluffy things.

Sharing is caring: You notice that the other person is in need of something--a beverage, or a space on the couch, or what-have-you--and you're willing to share.
Oh no oh no I'm sorry: You accidentally hurt them in a minor way, oh no!
Pets are cute: You're both cooing over something fuzzy. Kitty? Doggo? Tribble...?
Can't sleep: It's way too late but you just can't sleep. Fortunately you're not the only one up.
Stop and smell the roses: It's just a wonderful day to stroll around and appreciate life.
It's not that scary: One of you has to face down a fear--heights, wasps, planes. The other person is there to help.
Waiting for bail: The old saying, a good friend will bail you out--a great friend will be in jail with you, saying "that was fun!" Maybe a friend you didn't even know you had before today.
Cooking: Nothing brings people together like sous-cheffing for each other.
Viewer's choice! Idk man there's a lot of soft scenarios in the world, make up your own!

[It's a super important case! Nothing like a double murder to keep one busy - not to mention, it's hard to say no to Kay showing up periodically for help on her homework essays.

Edgeworth doesn't have fond memories of Gourd Lake, but it's the nearest scenic spot that isn't full of people.]

[Is it really fresh if it carries the risk of hay fever?]

Hmph. At least the air is better here than around the office. Shouldn't you be at work, Detective?

[Anything that happened here is ancient history as far as Gumshoe is concerned, and he's sure Edgeworth feels exactly the same on the matter! They are clearly always on the same wavelength.

So nothing like a nice, peaceful stroll with the boss. Gumshoe gives a smarmy grin as he's asked that question.]

Heh. What if I told you that I already am, sir? I got a patrol officer to let me cover his beat this afternoon, and it goes all the way along this path! It's all so I can see you through a relaxing afternoon, Mr. Edgeworth! [Then his smile turns a little sheepish.] Just, uh, I might have to run off at some point if there's any crime!

You wouldn't be the only one.

[Edgeworth would already be in the area if that happened, but he just wishes, y'know, crimes don't occur so close to him for a while? He tucks his hands into his pockets, feeling the cover of his organizer inside his left pocket.]

I hope you did not take that patrol officer from his regular shift.

I... kinda did! [He rubs at his head.] But it's just for one day, sir! And it's an important cause! We gotta get you feeling all nice and refreshed.

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