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It's the excuse you've been looking for to play soft, fluffy things.

Sharing is caring: You notice that the other person is in need of something--a beverage, or a space on the couch, or what-have-you--and you're willing to share.
Oh no oh no I'm sorry: You accidentally hurt them in a minor way, oh no!
Pets are cute: You're both cooing over something fuzzy. Kitty? Doggo? Tribble...?
Can't sleep: It's way too late but you just can't sleep. Fortunately you're not the only one up.
Stop and smell the roses: It's just a wonderful day to stroll around and appreciate life.
It's not that scary: One of you has to face down a fear--heights, wasps, planes. The other person is there to help.
Waiting for bail: The old saying, a good friend will bail you out--a great friend will be in jail with you, saying "that was fun!" Maybe a friend you didn't even know you had before today.
Cooking: Nothing brings people together like sous-cheffing for each other.
Viewer's choice! Idk man there's a lot of soft scenarios in the world, make up your own!

[IT'S NOT RETRO - yeah, you know what, he's going to drop this topic.]

I'm Miles Edgeworth, public prosecutor. You are a defense attorney, I take it?

[That would explain the ignorance of proper ruffle terminology. Not to mention, he has not seen Saul until today so clearly Saul isn't one of the prosecutors.]

Got it in one. An ally to the downtrodden, a voice for the voiceless. You know how it goes; I take care of the legal mumbo jumbo, they take care of the payment plan.

[Prosecutor, though. Saul's not too shocked; Edgeworth has that kind of vibe to him. A bit of a hardass stickler for the law, the complete opposite of him and the sort of prosecutor he prefers to deal with. But, it never hurts to know more about who's hanging around these days.]

What brings someone of your illustrious status down to mingle with us common folk?

Certified memory-foam meme

Let's see how long it will take before Edgeworth wants to BAIL

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