The difference between a good friend and a great friend

[stockingfeats]

WOKE UP IN JAIL


Whoopsie daisy... last night got a little crazy. Now one of the walls has bars across it, the bed has no mattress, and you're not allowed to leave.

Why are you here?

1. Drunk & disorderly
   
2. Breaking & entering
   
3. Grand theft auto
   
4. Kidnapping!
   
5. Murder
   
6. Any, all, or none of these
   

Relationship of the person tagging you:

1. Cohort! Boy that was fun.
   
2. Person coming to bail you out.
   
3. The warden
   
4. Stranger in the cell with you
   
5. ???
   

Comments

Beckett Mariner | Star Trek: Lower Decks

[onepip]

[Joke's on you, she loooooves the brig! She's probably done anything except Murder.]

Kipo Oak | Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

[runsurefooted]

[She's not drunk unless it's on some weird mute venom and she doesn't do the murders, buuuuut....]

Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca | Better Call Saul

[salamanca]

[ 🤘 literally any or all of the above, probably more than one of them at once/on the same day. Relationship to the person tagging can be whatever you want. ]

E; visitation?

[mijo]

[ It's really fucking stupid that Nacho, a known associate of Lalo's actual imprisoned relative, keeps coming to visit Jorge DeGuzman... but it's not worth arguing with the lunatic. The extremely bored lunatic, who keeps ordering him to come by. So here he is, sitting at a little table on visiting day with all the other relatives and friends waiting for the clock to tick over.

At least it's just him today. The cousins are back in Mexico, thankfully. Creepy, terrifying fuckers. Not as dangerous as Lalo, Nacho knows... but way harder to keep his poker face up around. ]

Sam Carpenter | Scream

[thestabqueen]

[ 80% likely to be in jail, it's just in the cards. ]

2D

[addipted]

[the shrill tirade can be heard long before the guard opens Sam's cell door and pushes in a short, salt-and-pepper-haired, energetic little man:]

-- that scarf cost? It's cashmere, I better not find that any of you wiped donut glaze on it when I get bailed out. You don't have ANY respect for the actual pursuit of justice, do you? DO YOU? I've got half a mind to break straight into that speech from Twelve Angry Men - of course when I directed it, it was all women, but --

[and there he is, and the door clangs shut behind him.]

Ugh...!

[upon realizing he's not alone, his face brightens, transforming from every retail employee's worst nightmare to looking as though he's two seconds away from offering her a Werther's]

Well hello. I didn't think I was going to have company, dear, I'm sorry about that. Horrible first impression, I'm sure. Oliver Putnam, a joy to meet you.

Oliver Putnam | Only Murders In The Building | OTA

[addipted]

[This old disaster bi is a large ham on wry, and he could be here for reasons 1, 2, or (suspicion of) 5. Open to all versions of relationship! No crack threads or smut, please.]

Eren Jaeger | attack on titan

[dreamsofwings]

[ any besides drunk/disorderly ]

Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock Holmes Chapter One | OTA

[astudyinviolet]

1. Drunk & Disorderly: "I am not drunk or intoxicated. I was talking to Jon." (/motions to an empty, silent section of wall where he sees and hears Jon)

2. Breaking & Entering: "There were documents vital for solving my case, and if the local police had listened to me earlier, we would not be in this situation."

3. Grand Theft Auto: "I can't tell you why that cab was at the manor, but if you give me a few minutes on the scene, I could tell you why, who drove it there, and when."

4. Kidnapping: "Why would I kidnap anyone when the whole affair would only be a study in agony every step of the way?"

5. Murder: "The body was like that when I found it. I was looking for clues to their killer, who, by the way, is currently out there free."

6. Any, all, or none of these: "... Mycroft is never going to let me hear the end of this..."

Kafka Hibino 🦖 Kaiju No. 8

[kafkaiju]

Short version- A blue-collar kaiju corpse cleaner who has mysteriously started turning into a kaiju himself. He is always getting into trouble, but is a good guy!

Comical scenes of recalling the ridiculous shenanigans welcome, as are grimmer things like some kind of people with dangerous powers holding cell.

Mary Walker | Iron Fist

[mornin]

[ Walker committed 2, 3, 4, 5, or stalking. Mary's waking up and dealing with the consequences. Or vice versa, with Mary having committed 1 in some kinda cute dumb way. Or third option, Typhoid went on a murder spree and neither of them have any clue what's up. ]

Nathan Randell | Lycan | original | ota

[furwithfangs]

[non-verbal. info and permissions in journal.]

tom hanniger | my bloody valentine

[pickaxe]

allison hargreeves | the umbrella academy

[rumorate]

[Good for any of the options, though if it's a murder it's probably not the one she actually committed.]

jennifer walters | marvel cinematic universe

[hulkatlaw]

[Probably didn't kill anyone, also probably did it as Jen otherwise they would have put her in a much sturdier prison.]

zari tomaz | dctv

[hackedhistory]

[There are so many reasons but if it's murder, probably framed for it.]

Gabe Rodriguez | Original

[minuteofangle]

[ Scifi corporate mercenary. Blind, using adaptive tech. Open to pretty much anything! lbr he's probably done everything on that list. ]

D

[hippie_ninja]

Jesus has no intention of staying here the night. It's a cell in a small town, the lowest grade security he's ever seen. It'll be a piece of cake.

Until they bring in another prisoner. That complicates things. So he waits until the guard leaves the room.

"Hey. What'd they get you for?"

malia tate | teen wolf

[wildkingdom]

[I'm good for up to and including movie things if you want. Also she probably didn't kill someone but it could have been a small misunderstanding.]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[cuttingremark]

((He definitely belongs here. Who knows what he did this time.))

jessica jones | jj/defenders

[grunge]

[ No 3, she can't drive. If 5, she only committed it if it was Kilgrave, otherwise it was a case of wrong place, wrong time. ]

sweeney todd (the demon barber of fleet street)

[attendable]

[ GEE, I WONDER WHY HE'S IN JAIL. ]

Ash [OC Garou/Werewolf the Apocalypse]

[professionalriot]

[up for just about anything]

[overachievers]

Ash is naked, when he wakes up in a very cold and very secure cell. Naked and alone, and with memories of every Garou's fear: going absolutely feral on a sonuvabitch. One who might have deserved it, given the circumstances, but still, he shouldn't have let loose where and when he did.

And now, he's been caught.

Yuki Tayuun | FFXIV (OC)

[egeiros]

( he is unlikely to be drunk, but could easily get wrapped up in disorder, breaking & entering - because he does live in store rooms and spaces that aren't normal living spaces! - or kidnapping. murder is also always a possibility.

comes in WoL and non-WoL flavors! last note, I'm happy to write starters. ♥ )

[startraveler]

[A traveler walked into the bar...

No, it really is how that went. He walked into the bar, hoping to get some information. Since he was already there, he couldn't help himself and asked if the bartender would serve him alcohol, which got him laughed at by some other patron of the bar. The man found the situation so hilarious that he gave Aether a very heavy pat on the back, something that the traveler did not appreciate.

A comment was made and the man laughed again, trying to hit Aether harder, but to his surprise the young man did a swift dodge, making the man fall down. Now all other people in the bar started laughing, but the fallen man did not find any humour in it.

He was furious.

He lunged forward, but Aether avoided it, so the man crushed right into some other people. The chaos started soon afterwards, and no matter if you wanted to take part in this brawl or not, you were a part of it because you just so happened to be nearby. That fact was further solidify when the law enforcement appeared and without asking who started, they promptly decided that every person in the room needs to cool off... in the prison cell.

And that is how Aether ended up behind the bars.]

That definitely did not go the way I wanted. [He tells his fellow prisoner as he makes a mental note to just leave before any guards appear next time.]

Kafka | Honkai: Star Rail | OTA | f/f for shipping

[adtendo]

[She has committed...so many crimes. So many crimes.]

Rose | FFXIV | WoL OC | OTA

[poisontippedcure]

[help she doesn't want to be here]

secunit | the murderbot diaries | ota

[recognizance]

[ it probably has murdered someone, but that someone almost certainly had it coming. and anyway, nobody arrests the murder weapon, so it's most likely the one who's here to spring and/or lecture you. ]

Ganymede | mythology

[the_cupbearer]

[ He has probably not done a Kidnapping, but....you know, sometimes you just do crazy stuff. Up for anything! ]

1.A

[professionalriot]

Ash still wasn't exactly sure how this had happened. But here he was with a very broken nose and a split lip, watching Ganymede from across the holding cell. He needed out of here before his wounds healed. As it is, he's not using his gnosis to let it heal faster. That would mean more questions.

It's not shocking to find him in a jail cell after a fight. This time, he wasn't the one who started the fight. It was his husband's doing and he still wasn't sure what had happened.

Chrissy had already been called. Which means a lawyer had been called. And Chrissy would know to run the program on his laptop to start scrubbing their information before it could get leaked.

"Well...." He asked as he leaned forward, elbows on his knees and watched Ganymede. If anyone tried to sit next to him Ashley visibly bristled and damn near growled. He was on edge and looked dangerous. Like a wild animal in a cage.