A new year and a fresh start

[stockingfeats]

Yes, it's that time of year, time to set yourself to a strict regimen of self-improvement and wild optimism about your own sense of discipline. Whether it's a plan to eat 5 fresh fruits and vegetables a day, to be more emotionally honest, or to stop letting that demon in your head use your body to go on murderous rampages, declare it before one and all.

1. Post your character!
2. In your character's toplevel, write down one or more New Years' resolutions that they will really, really try to follow.
3. Tag around and commentate!

Comments

I will make sure that no matter what: if people will travel with me, their journey will be chaotic.

[pale_elf]

[wanderment]

And they should appreciate you for it.

[ no! boring! adventures! ]

[pale_elf]

They better appreciate my efforts to keep things not boring.

[He grins in the woman's direction]

People always ask "can I?". Sometimes "Should I?" Never the important questions like "how much explosive do I need to wipe out the goblin camp with minimal effort and max chaos?"

[wanderment]

And what's the answer, for curiosity's sake?

[pale_elf]

The answer is "Yes". There is no such thing as too many barrels of explosives.

[wanderment]

Good to know! Thanks for volunteering to carry them all.

[pale_elf]

Oh oh oh... no.

You're missing the 'minimal effort' part of the equation. I'll let Karlach do the carrying. She gets to be useful, if anything attacks her things will turn into a giant explosion anyway considering she's often on fire and we get to look at a pretty strong woman carrying heavy weights. Everyone wins!

You wouldn't like me to break one of my nails, would you?

[wanderment]

Hang on, don't make Karlach have to suffer for your sins, Astarion. If you want the smokepowder barrels, you need to contribute.

[ she waves a claw, smirking playfully. ]

Besides, she's already busy carrying all our food. If you break a nail, you'll just have to grin and bear it like the rest of us.

[pale_elf]

Excuse you? Have you seen the difference between us? She has muscles, I am a slender and graceful man, she lifts our enemies and tosses them around and I stab them in the back- we have a delicate balance between us, you can't expect me to do her style of work.

[He is doing is best to sound absolutely offended.]

Please, I am the pretty face of the group- no offense intended- I am the one who is supposed whose look is supposed to stay perfect.

[wanderment]

[ don't mention his mole don't mention his mole even if it's adorable don't mention the mole— ]

You don't think I'm pretty!?

[ nailed it. ]

[pale_elf]

[There is no mole. There is no mole there is no mole there is no mole- he can't see himself at the mirror so he will keep ignoring any mole.]

Oh, no. Don't you dare. I'm not falling for that kind of dangerous trap. I never said that, I am simply pointing out that while I have a lovely looking group of people around, I do shine in my own special light.

Oh, and I guess Gale exists too. Anyway-

[When in trouble, diss on Gale.]