A new year and a fresh start

[stockingfeats]

Yes, it's that time of year, time to set yourself to a strict regimen of self-improvement and wild optimism about your own sense of discipline. Whether it's a plan to eat 5 fresh fruits and vegetables a day, to be more emotionally honest, or to stop letting that demon in your head use your body to go on murderous rampages, declare it before one and all.

1. Post your character!
2. In your character's toplevel, write down one or more New Years' resolutions that they will really, really try to follow.
3. Tag around and commentate!

Comments

[sisterimperator]

That's quite a story.

[ By her smile he could tell she was enjoying it. ]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

J-ja... Jackie is always... making murders? I loff more other things, singing, eating potatoes... but we are different people? [ It is probably one of the more extreme opposite attract things of all time. ]

[sisterimperator]

Isn't it exciting that way?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Oh ja! It is very fun! Only... only... I do not think she should do soooo many murders?

But- but she is the only person that has ever loffed me... [ He tears up. ] She said... that... she will keep me as her only husband because I am making her so happy.

[sisterimperator]

Does she make you happy too?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Ja! I am treated sooo good. [ Being Jackie's pet Swede is the best life he has ever had. He used to have to work himself to death for a piece of dry bread and now he's just fed three times a day, cuddled, given compliments. ]

I always was just like, ooh, it is the dumb Swede... do not talk to him... smelly... I was also smelling bad though. [ The fish barrel was not halping? ]

[sisterimperator]

Then why exchange that for the price of a few murders?

[ Sister Imperator was one to give advice on maintaining healthy relationships. Don't listen to her. ]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

It is... Jackie's choice to be murdering, ja? She sometimes kill her husbands too.

I think my crewmates were thinking she will murder me? It was, ooh, we give her the Swede, we don't care if he die. B... but I survived... because... she likes my body? [ It is very problematic but he is happy. ]

[sisterimperator]

[ She let out a sigh. ]

It is sometimes like that, Swede.

[ourlittlenordicangel]

J-ja... but... all the fancy peoples here say it is bad she buys me... that buying people is bad... or that is bad... she only like me for my body?

[ Why it is bad, he has no idea. ]

[sisterimperator]

The fancy peoples?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Ja... all the people with... the fancy clothes and the funny shoes, ja? [ He means modern day people. ]